Effin’ Birds 2027 Wall Calendar

Get ready to ruffle some feathers! The Effin’ Birds 2027 Wall Calendar combines full-color vintage bird artwork with sweary diatribes by foul-mouthed avian shit-stirrers tired of sitting tight and playing nice. These birds bring the chaos, the comedy, and a whole lot of attitude. With expletive-laden captions full of unapologetic trash talk, this calendar is snarky, relatable, and deeply therapeutic. Features include: 12″ x 12″ (12″ x 24″ open) Cover design eliminates need for plastic packaging Printed on FSC®-certified paper with soy-based ink Planning spread for September–December 2026 Spans January–December 2027 Generous grid space for appointments, notes, and reminders Official major world holidays and observances Moon phases, based on Universal Time Vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings WE PLANT TREES—Andrews McMeel is a proud supporter of Trees for the Future, a nonprofit organization that trains communities on sustainable land use so that they can build vibrant regional economies, thriving food systems, and a healthier planet.